Monday, December 2nd, 2013


Yep, I had a perfectly lovely food filled, love filled, game filled, family filled Thanksgiving.  I offer this is a disclaimer for what follows.

THE EVAPORATOR was created during a stress filled travel moment in an
airport.  It’s great for any over peopled place so
 the airport environment was the right condition for its inception.

OK.  Here’s the deal.  For THE EVAPORATOR to work, you need at least two people.  Somehow using it by yourself doesn’t have the same positive impact.

Here’s how it works.  For any given situation you can choose to evaporate ten people.  They don’t get killed.  They don’t get hurt.  They get “evaporated”.
You evaporate them by pointing your finger at the person you want to “get” and nod your head.  Both players have to decide on the same person.  “Boom”, they are gone. 

Such a relief.  That gum smacker?  Gone.  Loud cell phone talker?  Gone.
Big headed person who sits in front of you at the movies when the place is empty?  Gone.  Snobby cousin complaining at Christmas about gluten in your home baked traditional cookies?  Gone.  

Great to play at home or work.  Last minute boss requesting documents for
a Board Meeting?  Gone.  Disappearing admin?  Gone.   Crazy customer who causes a ruckus because you touched his credit card to help out?  Gone.

Gone.  Gone.  Gone.
Try it.  So satisfying.  You’ll be surprised at how much better you feel.
Just a nod of the head.  Boom.  It’s the suppressed part of irritation that makes you nuts.  Get your evaporator partner ready as you head into the holidays.

AND/OR  (this could be fun) send in your favorite evaporates!
Ho Ho Ho—- so to speak.



  1. Anonymous says:

    OMG, love this.

  2. Anonymous says:

    We've been using our version of "The Evaporator" on the highway for years. In our game it actually transports the offending vehicle and all its contents at least 500 miles away to a remote, unmarked road. It certainly helps alleviate our potential road rage.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I have a similar "FU" button installed on the top of my knee.

  4. Hey! Was I the last minute guy??

    Miss you!

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